Monday, June 30, 2008
Eating.
okay, i realised that though eating is something we do everyday, i really do not like it! like seriously, i think it's a total and complete waste of time and money. just think about it. you spend your hard earned money to buy food. after consuming the food, you feel fat, full and uncomfortable. that causes you to have low self esteem. not only that, you'll feel guilty for eating so much. you'll also be really sad cos you won't have much money left.
& it gets worst!
you see, you eat and yes you do get some form of energy, but most of the time you end up feeling more tired than you were before. this will thus cause you to lose concentration in whatever you're doing. resulting in sloppy work, which we all know will cause bad grades.
that's not all!
you will also experience discomfort in your stomach, and realise you have to go to the toilet to clear your bowels. not only is the toilet smelly, it's also hot and uncomfortable. thanks to eating, you now have to subject your buttocks to a stinky hole and sit there till your bowels are cleared.
don't you see?!
eating is ruining your life! not only does it take up all your time, it also wastes money, causes low self esteem, guilt, weight gain, bad results, sloppy work, loss of concentration, discomfort and many more!
eating is so detrimental! i don't understand why people go for buffets. WHY?!
if only we didn't need to eat.. just think of all the wonderful things you can do with your money, time and where you can get in life if you're not always on lunch breaks, clearing your bowels or losing your concentration!
the world would be a much better place!!
11:57 PM;
christine was here