1. running actually makes you fatter. you see, when you run you get hungry. hungry = eat. after eating, more energy, so run again. the cycle repeats. you get it?! (:
   
   
2. swimming in a pool is like swimming in a giant toilet bowl. you have to know that some people have no respect and simply pee in the pool. (hopefully you don't choke on the water!)
   
   
3. eating is a total waste of time. you see you eat, you get full, you shit everything out, you're hungry again, and you eat again. it's another meaningless cycle!
   
   
4. shopping helps you to express your emotions. you see you get to shop, you're happy. you see something you like, happier. yet it's not in the right size, frustrated. too expensive? disappointed. if you do make the buy, happier. but you realise you cant buy anything else, sad. it's a learning process okay!
   
   
5. sleeping is an art. you see, art is about imagination, and dreams are great forms of imagination. not only that, an art is theraputic, so is sleep. heard the phrase "after a good night's rest". see it's proven!
   
   
6. if you've eaten chocolates before, you're no longer a virgin. you see,

eating chocolates = endorphines.

having sex = endorphines.

therefore, eating chocolates = having sex.

HAHA. okay, i know my theories are probably CRAP. but think about them, some of them actually DO make sense okay!

YES, now you know how CHRISTINE's BRAIN WORKS. hahahaha!

i hope this was ENLIGHTENING!