Saturday, July 19, 2008
The case of X v Y.
okay, don't let the seemingly serious title scare you, cos this is a lighthearted post!
i shall name two people X and Y just for the fun of it.
X: ah! i so need to go shopping lahx.. so long nv go sia.
Y: wow, now i know why people say singaporeans have bad english.
X: i'm so bored zzz i dunno wad to write.. hmmm..
Y: if you really don't know, then don't write!
X: sian la.. so boring sia. everyday go sch study... zzz
Y: if only you bothered about your future..
X: i dunno wad to do, so i'm here... zzz
Y: the fact that you're here shows that you know what to do!
X: wa lao eh u noe ar.. so sian lahhh!! irritating.. zzz
Y: okay, english classes, please!
X: i feel fat! i gained weight! ahhh! noooo!
Y: stop it! you're not fat!
X: i'm not complaining, i'm just really tired.
Y: wow, wasn't that a complaint in itself!
X: how how!! ahhh i very confused lahhhhh!!
Y: maybe if you just stopped thinking your problem was so big!
X: i'm bored bored bored!! stuck at home!!
Y: & you've just made everyone else bored too.
alright, i think you get the drift. you must be wondering, who are these two people rite rite? (see i can so read your mind. quick, say christine rocks!)
anyway, since christine rocks so much, she shall tell you who X and Y are! (ppl go yay!) LOL.
* drumroll, please *
X is christine in sec school.
Y is christine now, who's disgusted by her past self.
& i'm not joking, i seriously got annoyed at myself while reading my past posts. HAHA!
okay, that's all!
BYE (:
1:54 AM;
christine was here