once upon a time, there lived 2 happy taukuas. AWWWW. yes, they were the cutest lil things, and they still are! seeing that they are TAUKUAs, it was difficult to find partners. you see, this planet is kind of dominated by human beings.

being the special species they are, they decided to get married! ain't their wedding picture just oh-so-sweet?! yes, we know you LOVE THEM.

they wanted a PERFECT wedding reception, and so they spent TONNES of money on their wedding FEAST. just look at the huge amount of food!

after spending so much however, they realised... they were in urgent need of money! so they decided to think of ways to earn QUICK money! lets take a look inside their brains...

hmmm, seems to be working really hard!! GO TAUKUA!

some meditation on the idea is required as well.....

and they came up with a BRILLIANT plan! they decided to CLONE THEMSELVES! you see, just a day ago, they read about a competition offering 1 million dollars to anyone who could clone themselves. being the positive taukuas they are, they took on the challenge

the cloning manual was obviously hidden.... one of the taukuas is yanking it out from its secret hiding place! *try not to look suspicious!*

so the manual instructed the taukuas to purchase some chemicals for the cloning process, as shown above.

the instructions stated, insert chemical into taukua. they decided to try the most traditional method first, through the mouth..

open big taukua, we know the chemical doesnt taste that nice but..... you gotta do what you gotta do!

after much trying, it didn't seem to work.... they decided to try... through the nose. now that has got to hurt!

hmmm seems easy for this taukua.... wonder why... LOL.

that didn't really seem to work... being the tenacious lil taukua, she tried to insert the chemical through her ear... yikes!

satisfied that all the chemicals were used up, they decided to check the result in the mirror... did the cloning process work???

to their dismay, the process didn't seem to work... in desperation for money, they decided to try to be rockstars.. they heard that the whole emo look was the new in thing. going with the flow, they tried headbanging... hmmmmm.

they even tried to pass of as attractions from the zoo.... maybe they scared the kids instead!

hmmmm when all else failed, they thought maybe it'll be better if they killed themselves...

even that didn't work. guess the gun used was not up to date and couldnt cut through the really hard surface of a taukua... they decided to TRY to cheer themselves up...

while walking pass something, they realised..... there were 2 sets of taukuas! amazed, they took a picture... they thought their eyes were playing tricks on them...

suddenly, they felt weird when they moved... like a part of them stayed while the rest moved... what was happening?

it's then that it dawned upon them.. the cloning process was SUCCESSFUL! they were cloned!

however, they soon realised, the competition rewarding the money was only open to humans..... how unfair!

they decided to stay positive. the experience brought them closer to each other. they love each other more and more. we know, you love them too. cheers to the happily married taukua couple!

btw, they do welcome your donations to the taukua fund. you can start by sponsoring their shopping trips. they REALLY don't mind and they're GREAT company. not to mention, they're FUN!

bye!